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 ARKHIVES

This database is used to document anomalies discovered by the Nintendo Secrecy Agency, otherwise known as the NSA.

Please read the important documents, and Protocols before proceeding.

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Important Documents

 * Protocols
 * Project QARC
 * Anomaly Log
 * Incident Log
 * 2020 Leakage
 * Oman Archives
 * The Engineer
 * Super Mario 64
 * Nintendo Secrecy Agency
 * Nintendo
 * List of Falsified Documents
 * List of Non-Anomalous Documents
 * Temporal Leakages
 * Built-In Instant Brain Death Agent
 * SINISTER
 * Project QARC Mainframe
 * Anomaly 0

 MEMO TO COMMAND

A recent leak of many important documents has occurred, and signs of database intrusion have been documented.

We are activating Protocol 7-I3. We have spread several false documents stating that all of our documented anomalies have been falsified.

It appears we may need to also activate Protocol 7-I3-C.

The threat level of this event is Omega, and appears to be leading to a Temporal Leakage.

Awaiting further instructions.

-Agent ██████ ████

COMMAND RESPONSE FROM ██████

Activation of Protocol 7-I3-C authorized.

Command is initiating Private Protocol 8. This will result in all classified documents being released in order for the ARKHIVES to appear falsified. Some documents may be deleted to maintain secrecy.

End of transmission.