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 * Anomaly 260
 * Threat Level: Alpha
 * Priority Level: Omega
 * Anomaly Class: Gamma

Anomaly Description
Anomaly 260, more commonly known simply as "The Penguins", or simply as IT are a series of dangerous cognitohazardous ideas and objects, most commonly materializing in the form of an early model of the penguin characters from Super Mario 64 that was once shown upon the packaging of Kellogg's Frosted Mini Wheats. If exposed to the general public, Anomaly 260 have the capacity to lead to an extraordinarily large loss of life. Coming into contact with Anomaly 260 through sight, sound, touch or a variety of other senses will expose one to an event known as 260-Azrael, which will likely end in termination of the subject. It is so far impossible to avoid a 260-Azrael event if one is to come into contact with Anomaly 260. Anomaly 260 seems to show some degree of sentience and intelligence, and it is currently unknown if Anomaly 260 is malevolent, and it is unknown as of the origin of the anomaly.

Event 260-Azrael
Event 260-Azrael commonly occurs between the hours of 2 AM and 4 AM, although it can occur during any time of sleep. The subject will experience terrible nightmares of demonic and Lovecraftian beings pursuing them. If the subject within the dreams is caught by one of these beings, the subject will pass away in their sleep. It is currently unknown how this process of death is carried out. Testing has concluded that it is possible to survive a 260-Azrael event, albeit unlikely. Further experimentation is currently underway.

Protection Protocols
In the case of a leak of an Anomaly 260 instance into a public setting such as a widely visited site in the real world, local authorities are to be contacted to dispose of the instance with the supervision of an informed FBI, PSIA or equivalent agent.

In the case of an internet leak, the site provider for the site is to be contacted and forced into shutting down the website temporarily and removing the offending content by any means necessary.

Any and all methods of disposing of Anomaly 260 instances are to be utilized to protect the public.

No matter the cost.