Nintendo

Document Information

 * Anomaly 400
 * Threat Level: Omega
 * Priority Level: Omega
 * Anomaly Class: Omega

Anomaly Description
This document is not about Nintendo, but is instead a false document containing a very valuable document to the Nintendo Secrecy Agency relating to Nintendo. However, the document has been replaced with a dangerous cognitohazard. If you continue reading this document, you will very likely lose your life.

Note from Command: Okay, I get it, people want us to restore it to the ORIGINAL version. We don't have it. Whoever managed to edit this document managed to erase it from OUR database, and it's one of the few documents we don't have a physical copy of. Even if we did have it, we wouldn't want to give it out, even if that's part of Private Protocol 8. It's HIGHLY sensitive, and we would not give it out. If you happen to have it, please contact Command. -Command

If you wish to continue, below is the document as it was before the most recent edit.

WARNING: THIS DOCUMENT CONTAINS HIGHLY CLASSIFIED INFORMATION. IF YOU ARE NOT PART OF COMMAND BUT ARE FOUND TO HAVE READ THIS DOCUMENT, ACTION MAY BE TAKEN. -Command

LOOK INTO THE PENGUIN'S EYES

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU WISH?

YOU WON'T SEE ANYTHING ELSE

ONLY LOOK IF YOU WISH TO SEE WHAT YOU NEVER WANT TO SEE

YOU WILL LOOK

YOU WILL SEE

YOU WILL BE LOST TO THE VOID

LOOK TO THE PENGUINS

LOOK TO THE PENGUINS

LOOK TO THE PENGUINS

If you managed to bypass the cognitohazard, Document NIN-18 is below.

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We have this document in our possession now. Do not expect to have this back. We'll be contacting you again shortly. Normalcy is nothing in the grand scheme of things. -SINISTER

Related Anomalies

 * SINISTER: The corporation behind this document.